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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

canine containment

instructions for the immunosuppressed on how to share your bed with your canine companion:

step 1: lay down sanitized tarp upon bed (alternatively, throw down a clean bedsheet).

step 2: encase hound in haz-mat suit (alternatively, enwrap in old towel).

step 3: strap 40's-style maxi pad to hound's anus (alternatively, attach a plastic bag).

step 4: soak paws in industrial strength, disinfecting cleanser (alternatively, use baby wipes).

step 5: attach bodily fluid, protective visor to face (alternatively, layman's goggles will suffice).

step 6: firmly cover hound's nose with protective mask. (this is a non-negotiable).



step 7: feel heart burst with happiness.

[i love you, ms. maggie may mcintyre]

4 comments:

  1. Chassity McIntyreApril 26, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    Look at that sweet little puppy! Hugs to you all
    XOXO

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  2. funny. She is sweet.

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  3. I'm so proud she let you do all that to her. It shows just how much she loves you. She will go through anything just to be with you!

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  4. I am blown away by the fact that she is willing to go through that to be near you. You deserve that kind of devotion.

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