stand up comedy

said the husband to the wife, "i think i'm going to shave my head."

WHY? why. why. why.

"i'm trying to accept my hair loss".

said the wife to the husband, "but you're not bald. i like the hair you have."

"you don't know what it's like to lose your hair".

hmmmmm....

"well, at least you have 2 kidneys".

[I'm KIDDING.]

the wife continued, "i mean, if that's your biggest problem".

the husband mumbled, "that's not my biggest problem".

"oh, am i your biggest problem?".

"you said it".

TOUCHE and well played.