A girl and her hubby walk into a Staples store to do a bit of photocopying. She's been a little, uh, preoccupied , of late. Not attending to the "girly" side of life. She neglects to shave her legs, pluck her brows. Quite frankly, ever since she chopped her hair, she barely ever picks up a brush. But, this, this is just pushing it...
Or was she pulling it?
An uber-friendly employee proudly sporting the quintessentially "joe-job" polo-t, comes bouncing over to the ex-red head, now blondie girl. She disconcertingly calls the girl "Ma'am".
"Ma'am"..."Ma'am! When did this happen?" (But that's another blog...)
She leans in to the girl, a giggle on her lips, the gleam of scandal in her eye.
"You have a stream of toilet paper hanging from your pants"...
This is what happens when your husband falls in love with his IPHONE...
(When in doubt, blame the spouse...)
About Me
- Henriette Ivanans
- Los Angeles, California
- I am 47 and thriving in Southern California. One day at a time.
LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteI surprised the iphone wasn't smart enough to tell you about the TP.
ReplyDeletemy hubby is in love with his iPhone, too! I will look over at him and he is looking at that iPhone!!
ReplyDeletewhat an embarassment! hx o
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