step 1: lay down sanitized tarp upon bed (alternatively, throw down a clean bedsheet).
step 2: encase hound in haz-mat suit (alternatively, enwrap in old towel).
step 3: strap 40's-style maxi pad to hound's anus (alternatively, attach a plastic bag).
step 4: soak paws in industrial strength, disinfecting cleanser (alternatively, use baby wipes).
step 5: attach bodily fluid, protective visor to face (alternatively, layman's goggles will suffice).
step 6: firmly cover hound's nose with protective mask. (this is a non-negotiable).
step 7: feel heart burst with happiness.
[i love you, ms. maggie may mcintyre]
Look at that sweet little puppy! Hugs to you all
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funny. She is sweet.
ReplyDeleteI'm so proud she let you do all that to her. It shows just how much she loves you. She will go through anything just to be with you!
ReplyDeleteI am blown away by the fact that she is willing to go through that to be near you. You deserve that kind of devotion.
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